I want a siren that says "Get your ass out of the way!"

Went to bed last night around 02:00 hours last night and got up around 09:30 and had a small breakfast, then went back to bed and laid down to rest some. Around 10:00 hours that pager went off for an allergic reaction in Reed Township. I got out of bed and got dressed and headed on into the station. I pulled in behind Dohn, and Bill was already there. We got in 13-1 and off we went. When we got there, the guy was doing better and decided not to go down to the hospital, but call his family doctor. I placed medic 6 in service and we went back to the "Barn". We went back to the office and I logged my time in, then surfed the net for a little bit while Bill started his tripsheet. About 5 minutes later the pager went off for bleeding in Millersburg Borogh at the Health Center. We got there and once again I cancelled Medic 6 as they were not needed. We took the guy down to Holy Spirit Hospital. After we got what we needed down there we headed back home. We stopped at McDonalds and I got something to eat for lunch. We then headed on back. We stopped at Shell and got diesel and then headed back to the shed. We got back there and went back to the office. I logged my time in again and Bill started his first tripsheet agian. About 2 minutes later we got hit for breathing problems in Upper Paxton Township. We got in 13-1 and went responding again. We got up there and Chief 20-B was on the scene and the girl was hyperventaliating. We loaded her and took off to meet up with Perry Medic 81. We met up with her and she got on and we took off again for Harrisburg Hospital. We got her down ther and she was in unsteady condition. She was starting to hyperventilate again. After we got what we needed down there, we headed on back. We dropped the medic off and then went back to the shed. I logged my time in and heaed on home. At home I ate dinner and then me and my father headed back into the station to teach CPR to tow lifeguards from the pool. Bill was in there doing his tripsheets. We were in there for about two hours. After we were done, me and my dad brought 13-1 home. Once at home I watched a little tv. WIll be going to bed soon, had a long day. Catch you all around.