Today's Special: Crazy People

Went to bed last night around 02:00 hours and around 02:35 hours the pager went off for a call in Millersburg Borough. I layed in bed and waited about 2 minutes before I picked up the phone to call Dohn and Carol to see if they were getting ready. After I dailed and the phone was ringing, 20 got out and we were placed in service and I hung the phone up, reset the pager and went back to bed. Then around 08:38 hours the pager went off for an overdose at the Daylias center in Millersburg Borough. I got out of bed, got dressed and took my medication and then got in my car and headed to Dohn's house. I got there and Dohn was just getting in the uint. I got in and we went responding. As we were heading up, county called us and told us that they were now sending the fire department for ventilation and that our Pt. was in police custody. When we got there, the guy was in thre back of the cop car and the Millersburg Police Chief talked to us along with the Medic from Medic 6. We came to find out that the guy had been sniffing Freon for about an hour. The guy talked to his boss and he finally agreed to go down with us to the hospital. After we got him loaded up, we headed on down to Harrisburg Hospital. We stopped at Wilit's to pick up Carol so she could drive and Dohn jumped in the back with me for the rest of the trip. As we were heading on down, I heard we had a call for back pains in Halifax Township. After we got what we needed down there, we headed on home. Dohn took me out to get my car at his house after we dropped Carol off and then I went back into the "Barn" to do my paperwork on the call. After I got in there and logged my time in and pulled my times up, Carol showed up. followed shortly by Bill. We talked some while I did my tripsheet. While I was in the middle of my tripsheet, the pager went off for chest pains in Upper Paxton Township. I finished up my tripsheet and then waited out back for Dohn to pick me and Bill up. After he picked us up, we headed on back up to the scene. We got there and Medic 6 was already there. We got the guy loaded up and headed on back down to Harrisburg Hospital. After we got what we needed down there, we headed on home. We dropped the Medic off at Sheetz and then we went back to the shed. I logged my time in and then left and went to Sheetz to get gas and then headed on home. I got home and I read the paper and talked to my mother some. Then around 15:30 hours we went back to my room and hung up the 3 posters I have had sitting in my room for a few months now. I now have 7 posters of Britney Spears in my room, one on the back of my door and six on the ceiling and one of Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke on my ceiling. After that we watched a little tv and then the news and "That 70's Show" while I ate dinner. Around 18:10 hours the pager went off for a pyschatric Pt. in Halifax Township. I had just finished eatting dinner. I got in my car and headed to Carol's house. I got there and got in 13-1 and off we went. We were meeting Scott on the scene and Dohn was following to pick Carol up. We got there and the lady was sitting her car yelling at her son and his wife. I called county and asked them to send PSP to the scene and they advised me that they were dispatched. I then looked back and saw that the lady was banging the wife off of the side of the vehicle. At this point I got out of the unit and approcahed the car and separated the son and his wife from the mother and then tried to talk to the mother. I had my hand resting on the driver's side door frame and the mother went to shut the door on my hand so she could leave. I grabbed a hold of the door so it would not shut on my hand. The lady looked at me and called me a "Son of a Bitch" and then the son came over and grabbed the door and pulled on it, resulting in the mother popping the inside door panel off the door frame. I then again tried to talk to the mother but she kept screaming at the son and his wife. I tried one more time to talk to the mother. at which time she took her left hand and swung at me in with her open hand and she caught me in the chest with her fingers. At this point Carol had told Dohn that we were fighting up there and they both showed up and Carol grabbed my shoulder and told me to back up before the mother hit me again. At this point I stepped back an called county again and told them to have PSP step it up. Scott showed up, then Bill and then PSP. PSP talked to her and we got her in the back of the unit and she checked her blood sugar and that was normal. After that she got out and was walking around talking on a cell phone and yelling at her husband who showed up shortly after PSP. At about 2 hours into it, she threatened to hit her husband over the head when they got home. Scott told PSP and when they confronted her about it, she got mad. Scott then said that she had threatened him and she went over to Scott and asked him what she said and he procceded to tell her and she said that was right. At this point PSP said that was all he needed to hear and he got his hand cuffs out and started putting them on her. She layed herself down on the ground and then they cuffed her hands together and placed her in the cop car. While they were talking to us, she was able to kick her leg up front in the cop car and turn the siren on. PSP then tied her legs together, and then headed on down to Holy Spirit Hospital with her. We stayed a little bit to make sure the son and his wife were ok and then Scott, Carol and Dohn headed into the shed, while Bill took me out to my car and then we both headed into the shed. We got there and the five of us talked about different things, and then my father showed up. As I was back in the office documenting things, my dad came back and said that a plane was going to make an Emergency Landing at LAX in LA. Me and Bill went out into the kitchen and we watched the news on this for about 45 minutes until it finally landed safely and then everyone left and I finished up my documentation and then headed on home. Once at home I had a very light snack. I am getting ready to hit the old email and surf the net. I will be on late tonight so if any sexy ladies want to talk to me, just give me a buzz.