Can you get any stupider?

Went to bed last night around 02:10 hours and got up around 09:00 hours and I went over to the bathroom and weighed in. I found out that I lost 3 pounds!!! I then went back over to my bed and layed back down and fell asleep. I then got up at 11:00 hours and I ate lunch, read the paper and watched my TV show at 11:00 hours. At 12:00 hours I got dressed and grabbed the flyers and then got in my car and headed up to the Township building to go vote. After I voted I went to the Grub House and talked to the owner there and hung a flyer up there. I then went out to my car and crossed the name off of my list. As I was doing that, my cell phone rang and it was my father. He told me that the guy that he called about taking some of the junk away from the back yard, was coming over today to look at the stuff. Sooooooooo, I went back home, pissed at my dad, because I told him that I was not going to be home today. Once at home I watched TV and waited for the guy. After waiting 2-1/2 hours the guy finally showed up at 15:05 hours. Boy was I pissed, I wasted the whole afternoon sitting at home waiting for this dummy to show up, and he took a look at the stuff for about 2 minutes, gave me a price and left. My mother then came home and I helped her bring in the food she bought. I then took a shower and then ate dinner while I watched some TV. I am getting ready to hit the old email and surf the net. I will be on late tonight so fi any sexy ladies want to talk to me, just give me a buzz.