Best Report I Ever Heard

Around 22:50 hours the pager went off for a fall person in Millersbyrg Borough at Polk Assisted Living. Deb and Kim were on and they took the call. The at 23:00 hours the pager went off for a cardiac arrest in Halifax Township. I started getting changed into my uniform and Carol called the house and my father answered. He told he that I was getting dressed. I then got in my car and took off originally heading for the scene. I got on the portable and I heard Scott calleing Carol, so I told him that I was responding to the scene. He asked me if there was a second person to get the unit and I said that I thought that Carol was coming in. He said that he would stop at "Barn" and pick up 13-1 and I would head to the scene. Well when he got there, I told him that I was just passing Kiner's and he told me to just stop at the shed then. So I pulled in and got in and off we went. We got there and Ambulance 20-2, Engine 29-1 and a few people from Millersburg were already on the scene and doing CPR. Me and Scott went inside and we took over CPR. Medic 6 then arrived on the scene and we continued to do CPR until the family said that the guy had DNR orders and they handed them to the medic, who then called medical command and told us to stop. Me and Scott stayed there to help the funeral home move the body and then we headed on back to the shed. Once back there I logged my time in an then did the paperwork on the call. While I was there, Deb and Kim got back and we talked for a few minutes and then they left for home. Once I was done with the tripsheet, I headed on home. Once at home I finished up my email and then went to bed around 03:00 hours. I got up this morning around 10:00 hours when Steph texted me. I got out of bed and got changed and got online and talked to her for a little bit. I then got off to watch my show at 11:00 hours. Around 11:30 hours the pager went off for seizures in Upper Paxton Township. I got my boots on and got in my car and headed for the shed. I got there and Bill was already there and Carol pulled in behind me. We all got in 13-2 and off we went. We got up there and the lady did not want to go down to the hospital. While we were up there the pager went off for breathing problems in Halifax Township. I called county and told them to let Medic 6 handle. Her family wanted her to go, but she was refusing to go. Then the lady went into another seizure and went unresponsive and we grabbed her and took off. I called county and had them dispatch ALS to meet up with us in Halifax. They sent over Perry Medic 81 and we meet at the high school. Before we meet, I gave her a report over the radio, and I found out tonight from Steph that the medic she was on with, was impressed with the report that I gave. So we were originally going to Hershey, but once Medic 81 got on board we went to Harrisburg. After we got what we needed down at Harrisburg we headed on home. As we were coming down the mountain Millersburg got dispatched for a structure fire. We dropped the medic off at the high school and while we were there, Engine 29-1 went by. They got cancelled anyway as the box was quickly reduceded. We then ran back up to the lady's house in Millersburg because we left the pulse ox and a stephoscope at her townhouse. We got up there and the manage was kind enough to let us in and apparently the kids had seen it and taken it with them to give to us when they got down to the hospital. Carol left a note for them to call us when they got back. We then headed back into Shell and got disiel for the unit. After that we headed back to the shed. Once there I logged my time in and Bill did his paperwork on the call while Carol went to the store. Around 16:29 hours the pager went off for an eye injury in Halifax Township. Me and Bill went out to 13-2 and I started it up and Carol pulled in and we got in and off we went. We got as far as fourth street, and county called back and said that the family was going to take the kid down by POV and wanted to cancel us, so we were available. We then went back to the shed and the three of us talked for awhile in there, while Carol did some billing. All three of us then left and headed for home. Once at home I changed clothes and just finished eating dinner. I am getting ready to take a shower. After I am done with that, I will be hitting the old email and surfing the net. I will be on late tonight so if any sexy ladies want to talk to me, just give me a buzz.