Your finger nail is going to fall off

Went to bed last night around 02:00 hours and got up this morning around 10:30 hours. I got out of bed and I noticed that the finger that I smashed in the tail gate about 2 weeks ago now, had some discolorazation under the nail. So I thought that I better go to the doctor's to make sure it was not started to get infected. So I called the doctor's office and got an appointment for in the afternoon. I called Bill and asked him to cover for me until I got back from the doctor's office. I then changed into street clothes and then ate lunch, read the paper and watched some tv. I left the house around 13:00 hours and headed into the doctor's office. I got there and checked in and then the nurse took me back and weighed me and took vital signs. Then I waited for Dr. Little to come in. He came in and took a look at it and told me that my finger nail was going to fall off. So I wasted all that time to have him tell me something I already knew. So after I was done there, I went to giant and got some chips and a gallon of iced tea. I then headed on home. Once at home I called Bill and thanked him for covering for me. I then changed into my uniform and then got on the computer to do some things. Just as my mother had started to make my dinner, the pager went off for an accident with injuries in Halifax Township. I got my boots on and then got in my car and headed to Dohn's house. I got there and got in 13-2 and off we went. We got there behind Engine 29-1 and it ended up being two refusal's. After we were done there we ran back out to Dohn's house and I picked up my car and headed back into the "Barn". Once I got in there I logged my time in and then did the paperwork from the call. Then around 18:30 hours the pager went off for heart problems in Halifax Township. Scott and Carol took the call. Then Deb showed up at the shed. Here I guess Carol thought that Deb was not running so she went on the call. Me and Deb then talked and then I headed on home. Once I got home I ate dinner and got on the computer and the pager went off for an Allergic Reaction in Halifax Township. Deb and Carol took 13-1 out and then Scott went down on 13-1. I am now getting ready to hit the old email and surf the net. I will be on late tonight so if any sexy ladies want to talk to me, just give me a buzz.