Wonderful Time in Wildwood

I went to bed Wednesday night around 00:30 hours and woke up at 06:30 hours Thursday morning when my alarm went off. I said goodbye to my mother as she was leaving to heard down to Harrisburg. I then ate breakfast and read the paper. I then got the rest of my stuff I need to pack in my suitcase and then went over everything one last time. I then loaded everything into the car and headed up to the fire house around 07:15 hours. I got up there and LeeAnn and Katina were already there and Bubba and Robin were loading up the Montero. Troy then showed up and then Josh, then Tonita, Schoffstall an then Robby. Once Robby got there I put my sun glasses and digital camera in the truck. I then put my suitcase and folding chair in the bed of the truck and then went up to the fire house and got my case of Coors Light out of the fridge and brought it down to the truck. Robby put part of my case in the cooler that we were going to keep in the back seat with us. Once everyone got setteled in and we made sure everything was loaded up, we left the fire house around 08:10 hours and headed into town. We stopped at Shell so everyone could fill up and Josh could drop his work truck off at Patton Tires. After Shell we headed on our way. We stopped at Perkins in Lancaster County to eat breakfast. I had three pancakes and a side order of bacon with a chocolate milk. After everyone was finished, we got back in our cars and headed on our way. We stopped at a Turkey Hill further on down the road so a few people could use the restroom and I grabbed something small to munch on. We then continuned on our way again. Robin took over driving after we left the Turkey Hill so Bubba could take a nap and get some sleep. Between that time and our next stop, Josh mooned Tontia's car and I mooned all three cars. Our next stop was at a Wa-Wa in New Jersey as I had to use the restroom this time, as by that time I had probally 5 beers in me. Overall on the way down I believe I drank 7 or 8 beers. We then got back on the road and we didn't stop again until we got to the motel. We stayed at the same place "The 5100 Motel" and we were in the same rooms again. Once we parked we started unloading everything. I took my stuff up and used the bathroom real quick and then helped bring other stuff up from Robby's truck and Bubba's car. Once we got setteled in, I went back to drinking. Robby and Josh headed down to the local beer distrubtor to pick up the half keg of Miller Lite. They got back with it and the owner came out and they talked. He never had a keg in the motel before and he wasn't sure if he was cool with the whole idea or not. So they ended up taking the half barrel back and got 2 cases of Miller Lite. Robin and I believe LeeAnn and Katina headed up to the store to get food and once they got back, Robby and Tandee went with Robin up to the store to get food for us. They were only going to get food for breakfast as we planned on eating out for lunch. They also planned on getting snacks to munch on. Meanwhile I just kept sitting on the front balcony soaking everything in and drinking. We had the same crew from Mt. Joy below us again this year, and they had a banner made up this year and hung it up. We got ours hung on the railing of the front balcony. Once everyone got back Robby and Josh headed on down to the beach. At one point Jess, LeeAnn and I believe Katina or Tonita went for a ride in LeeAnn's jeep which was parked out back. I went out on the back balcony for a little bit. I remember Tandee asking me where I was going and I said out back for a little bit to sit, and I remember Robby asking me if I was ok and I said yeah I was. I finished my beer and I put my can in the bag and then I either passed out or fell asleep, as the next thing I remember was waking up with Jess sitting on my one leg. She asked me if I was ok and I said yeah I was. Robby then came up and said about taking me in to lay down for a little bit. I said that I would be fine. Well Jess and Robby helped me into the bedroom. I kept saying I was fine until they got me to the foot of the bed, then I just flopped down in bed. I took my glasses off and my hearing aid out of my ear and sat them on the nightstand beside the table. Not long after I laid down, Troy came in through to get a beer and slapped my ass, I mumbled and he said "get up" and went back out front with a beer. He then came back in a little later and smaked my ass again and again he said "get up" and I just laid there. Well when he came back in from getting another beer, he panted me while I laid face down on the bed. I got up and pulled my pants back up and then grabbed another beer out of the fridge and went out on the front balcony. Robby, Tandee and Josh said about going down to the boardwalk and I said I would go down with them. Jess said no that I should stay there with her and Troy. I said I was fine and wanted to go. She told me that she didn't think I should go down to the boardwalk as I was drunk by this time. I agreed to stay there with her and Troy and everyone else went down to the boardwalk. At one point all three of us were on the front balcony and then Troy went in to get a beer. Earlier when we were sitting in traffic waiting to get into Wildwood, Jess had leaned out the front window of Tonita's car and yelled to Josh to get his fruit basket out, which he did. She then yelled for me to get mine out. I didn't at the time as I was on the opposite side of the truck from her and traffic started moving again. Well when Troy went in, I made the comment to Jess that since there was no one else on the balcony, and then I dropped my pants and boxers and got my fruit basket out for Jess. She was amused to say the least. Well before I could get my pants back up, Troy came back out and I shocked the hell out of him. I mainly stayed on the front balcony and drank until Jess called Troy back into the rear bedroom to ask him a question. I then heard her call me back and she asked me about pizza as they were thinking of ordering a pizza. I said sure I would go in with them. We tried calling Papa John's but they had closed, so we ended up ordering from Pizza Hut. After we ordered our pizza's, we then tried to figure out how we were going to get them since they said that they don't deliver. Troy said about taking Tonita's car, but we said we had to find a sober driver. So we went downstairs to the Mt. Joy crew and we got the wife to drive us to Pizza Hut. It was her and Jess in the front and me and Troy in the back. We got there and I ran in to get the pizza's and then got back in Tonita's car and we headed back. Once back we took the pizza's up to Bubba's room and we ate. By this time, the first wave of people that went to the boardwalk got back, which was Bubba, Robin, Jaz, Tonita, Schoffstall, Katina and LeeAnn. The second wave then came back and we talked about doing Thumbmasters. So we set the table up and had everything ready to go, and then Jess went out to make a phone call and we never got around to thumbmasters. Bubba, Robby, Josh and Troy played Yukor while I watched. Jess came back in at one point and then she had to get out again. I went to get up and she said never mind that she would go over me. She swung her leg over and then stop as she had gotten a little stuck and was not stradling me. I couldn't go back any further as my chiar was already up against the wall. She started moving again and I helped her get her leg up over me. We all kind of went to bed Thursday night around 01:30 hours. I got up Friday morning around 09:20 hours when I heard the pans rattle in the kitchen. I got up and I had already taken a shower that night so I didn't need to get one in the morning. I changed into street clothes and then had breakfast, two chocolate chip pancakes with three sausages, two pieces of toast and a glass of orange juice. I then had 2 beers and then we decided to head on down to the tents around 11:00 hours to go through them. I got 3 t-shirts at the tents, 1 for me, 1 for my father, and 1 for Kathy. There were some nice display's there, especially in the emergency light department. Josh and Robby then each got an offical convention mug and then we went over to look at the one section of apparatus on display. We went through the one area and Sherman's Dale's new ladder truck was down there. We took a look at that and some of the other apparatus sitting there. Spartan had a cool truck that was two cabs on the same frame. I guess it is used to show the different options of the two different chassis. We then went into a bar that they used to stop at all the time when they came down there 20 years ago and we had a few drinks. Me and Josh each had 6 beers, and I don't know how many Bubba and Robby had. We then headed back out and finished going through the rest of the apparatus they had sitting there. The last piece we looked at was a T-300 Crew Cab Kenworth Engine. Bubba, Robby and myself got in the back three seats to see how tight it was, and it was actually quite roomy. After that we headed back to the motel. Once back I put my goodies away and then started drinking again. A few of them sat down and played Yukor again. I fell asleep on the front balcony this day and I woke up about 2 minutes before Robby and Josh came out, as they were going to teabag me if I was still asleep. When I woke up I looked at my phone and I saw that Harry Welker had called me about 7 minutes prior to that. I called him back and talked to him to make sure everything was in line for the County Booster Meeting that night. We talked for about 10 minutes and then, back to drinking I went. We then decided where we were going out to eat at. We went to Neil's Steake and Chowder House for dinner. Jess, Troy and Tonita decided not to go with us. There was a 30 to 45 miniute wait for us to get two tables for us. While we were sitting there, I guess Bubba's pager went off (yes he brought it down with him) and we had a call for wires arching on Enders Road. Bruce and Kenny got the Engine out and Lonny took the Utility and Jason went to the scene. Meanwhile, back at Wildwood, I had a cheeseburger and fries with a 7 up, which I haven't had to drink in a long time. We then headed back to the motel and my now it was starting to rain outside. No one went down to the boardwalk that night as it really started to rain that night. The party was on our balcony that night with the gang from Mt. Joy up and a few of the guys from West Milford and two guys from Rhersburg from Berks County came over. One of the guys from Mt. Joy had a jar of cherries soaking in grain alcohol. Jess took a cherry and gave it to Josh from her mouth to his. Once I came out and sat down, she did the same thing with me and then she sat on my lap and we talked for a little bit and then we cuddeled for a few minutes and talked some more. She then went off to take a call on her cell phone. I went out back to sit again and drink and to get away from the crown on the front balcony. Naturally no vacation would be complete without a little confrontation between a few people. Up to this point there was, but I won't go in to detail about those. I will however go into detail about mine. I was sitting out back and Josh opened the back door and came stumbling out onto the back balcony. I looked at him and made the comment that he was cut-off. He said no and then bent down to put his two empty cans in the bag. I made the comment that he was either cut-off or he had to slow down. Now while he was bending down, he about went headfirst off of the balcony as he was that trashed. Well he stood up and looked at me with anger in his eyes and then before I knew it my neck was up against the wall and he was chocking me. About 2 seconds after he started chocking me, I reached out and started chocking him. Well this casued him to squeeze tighter. By this time it was getting hard for me to breath and I could barely talk anymore and I asked Josh to please let go, and he did after a few seconds. He then went in and slammed the back door and when he saw me get up, he braced himself against it to keep me out. I grabbed the door knob and lowered my shoulder and heaved into the door, sending Josh sprawling on the kitchen floor. I walked in and sat my beer down and told him he was done. Naturally Robby was now back here and Josh got up and said no and grabbed two more beers out of the fridge and went back out to the front balcony. I walked out back again and I said to Robby about him chocking me after I told him he was cut off. Well I guess Robby went out front and said something to Josh as he came out back again and appoligzed to me. That was when I found out that Josh got pissed off about 10 minutes prior to that because a few people on the front balcony didn't know an answer to a question that Josh asked them. From what I heard he then got pissed off and went down to the street and started walking towards the boardwalk. Robby said just around the corner on the other side of the street he heard a crash and saw Josh come back with two empty beer cans. I guess here he had dropped his mug and it broke into pieces and that was when he came stumbling out back. I then went back out front after Josh appoligized to me and I drank some more. I guess Josh had quite a few cherries and drank a lot of the juice and by 23:30 hours he was in the bathroom vomiting. He then came out and passed out on the couch and vomited again. I went in and saw it and came back out and got Robby. Robby woke him up and got him to change t-shirts and had Josh clean some of the vomit up and then Josh passed out again. I was up to around 03:20 hours Friday night as at one point I went out back to drink some more and Jess was sitting out back on the steps. I sat down in a chair beside her and Troy came out and got on the steps behind her and the three of us talked. Within a minute of 5 minutes Robby and Tandee came out and Jess passed out on the steps. Troy and Tandee helped her to bed and then we went upstairs and talked with Tonita and LeeAnn for a little bit and then I went to bed. I woke up Saturday morning around 09:45 hours. I got out of bed and changed into street clothes and ate breakfast again, the same thing I had Friday. I always eat breakfast out on the front balcony as it is something I don't get to do that often. Jaz then came out and asked if I was going to go with the beach with them and I said sure and I went in and changed into the pair of shorts I brought along as I couldn't find my swimsuit before I left. It was myself, Jess, Tonita, Troy, Robin and Jaz that went down to the beach. I took my camera down to get some shots of the beach and I got Tonita to take a picture of me and Jess by the ocean. I then sat my camera on my towel and decided to get into the ocean. I only went out to about waist high as I had left my hearing aid in, don't ask me why I did, but I did. Well I was doing pretty good watching the waves to make sure they wouldn't hit my head. While I turned my back for 2 seconds and a wave hit me and I felt it hit my hearing aid. I got out of the water right away and went up to my towel and dried it off sat it there and went back in the water. I got out and then Troy came back in with me when I went in a third time. We went out kind of far this time and found some nice waves. The one wave I jumped to early and it swalloed me up, knocking my hat off my head. I was able to grab a hold of it and I came back up and Troy was laughing. Jess and Tonita headed back about 20 minutes before us. We left there around 12:20 hours and headed on back. When I got back, Bubba, Robby and Josh were getting ready to head down for the parade which started at 13:00 hours. I said I was going to grab a quick shower and then would be down, which is exactly what I did. After I got my shower, I grabbed my folding chair and headed on down. I got there as the beginning of the parade went by, so I cut it a little close, but was ok. I had 3 to 4 beers while sitting there watching the parade. The parade was nice, it lasted close to 2 hours and there were a lot of nice pieces of apparatus in the parade. We then headed back to the motel and Bubba said about getting in the pool, which sounded like a good idea. So I again changed into my shorts and headed down to the pool. Myself, Bubba, Robby, Tandee, Jaz and Josh all got in the pool. Myself, Bubba, Robby and Josh decided to play horse with the basketball and net that was with the pool. We played two games and then we got out and I went up and changed. I then had a few beers and we talked about going out to eat again at some 50's place. We left and headed there and it ended up being mostly an ice cream parlor. It was a cool place though, it had a ton of momerbilla in the place that we looked at after we were done eating. We then headed on back to the motel. Robby stopped at a bank so Tandee could get some money out and then he stopped and filled up the truck before heading back to the motel. Once back at the motel I had a few more beers and me and Jess and Tonita talked for a little bit and then I ate a cheeseburger that Robin made for whoever wanted. We then headed on down to the boardwalk. I got Taffy for my grandmother and Bill and some postcards for me and a keychain for my mother. Jess and Tonita stopped in a book store and Bubba, Robin, Jaz, Troy and LeeAnn continued on down to the second amusement pier. I said I was going to go look for some taffy and would meet them at the pier. When I was getting taffy I ran into a couple from Chambers Hill Fire Company and we talked for about 10 minutes. On my way back to the pier, I stopped and got some Dippin Dot's Ice Cream. Troy, LeeAnn, and Jess took Jaz on some rides and they went on some rides themselves. Robby, Tandee and Josh headed back first, and then Bubba and Robin went back and the rest of us headed to the first pier. They rode some more rides there and then Myself, Jess, Tonita and Jaz headed back to the motel. Jaz and Tonita stopped at, me and Jess sat outside on a bench and we talked some, and then once Tonita and Jaz got back we talked some more as we continued on back to the motel. Once there, Jess and Tonita headed back up to the boardwalk so Tonita could find something for her boyfried and to go ride the rollercoaster on the first pier. I changed into my shorts and t-shirt that I sleep in and started drinking again. I don't remember how many I had, but I know it was as much as I wanted to. The last time I looked at my watch it was 02:00 hours. At some point I left a quarter can of beer on the small table on the front balcony and went to the bathroom and when I came out I guess I laid down in bed. Robby said he woke me up and scared me half to death and told me to take my glasses off and my hearing aid out, as I guess I left them on. Apparently I did this and before Robby got out of the room I was asleep again. I woke up this morning around 08:30 hours. I got up and changed into street clothes and then packed everything back up in my suitcase. I then ate breakfast and then started cleaning stuff up and take the bottles down to the recycling cans and the trash and then we started loading up the vehicles. We left there a little before 10:00 hours and bid a fond farewell to Wildwood. We stopped at the WaWa's outside of Wildwood so a few people could get ice and Tonita could get gas and then we continued on our way. Our next stop was the Pilot so a few of us could yse the restroom and I grabbed a bag of chips to munch on. We then stopped at Fudruckers to eat lunch/dinner. I got the one pound cheeseburger with a side order of fries and the bottomless soda. I took my time and was able to eat the whole one pound cheeseburger. We then left and continued on home. Bubba and Tonita stopped at Sheetz to get gas and we stopped at Shell. LeeAnn kept on going and they were all gone by the time we got there. When we got back to the fire house Tonita, Jess and Troy had just gotten there a few minutes before us. I went over to my car and unlocked it and got my keys and then got my suitcase, folding chair, and bag out of the bed of Robby's truck and put them in them in my car. I then gave Troy my card from my camera to copy my pictures of to it. I then took the cooler from Robby's truck up to the fire house and got what was left over from my 2 cases of beer and put it in the fridge and then went over and copied down the information from the run sheet for the call so I can out it on the website. I then took the cooler back down and went over and talked to Jess for a minute about my pictures and then we all left to head on home. Once at home I unpacked and tlaked to my mother during the commercials during the race. Once I was done unpacking, I took a small nap and then took a shower and got online to start catching up on things. I am going to be up really late tonight as my father has a sleep study at 07:00 hours this morning and he has to be up at 03:00 hours and can't go back to sleep. So in order for my mother to get some sleep, I said I would keep him up once he got up. So if there are any sexy ladies out that that want to talk, just give me a buzz.